34th Crazy Drive/Galaxy Advertising
Canyou CP U82-P0O
November 31st, 2005
Edward Collins, president
First Choice Advertising
19th street 23rd avenue
Edmonton AB TR4-2H1
Dear Mr. Collins:
I hope you will graciously consider my offer on merging our great buisinesses to create the ultimite and dominating advertising company. You see Mr. Collins, when considering space travel, Your First Choice would be to enter the galaxy. It is inevitable because it is what surrounds us Mr. Collins. So jugging on our brilliant choice of names we were simply meant to be. Think of it this way, if our previously successful companies joined, and you went broke, the galaxy would help and aid you through that crisis. With our budgets combined, we could double our profit, Edward. Just think of the possibilities!
We could improve the quality and quantity of billboards and flyers! I have seen far too many broken billboards that are contorted in unspeakable ways, but with this merge, we could revolutionize the way the world looks at advertising! With this merge, the public will look forward about the future, because it would be bright and filled with possibilities. Flyers would no longer be called junk mail, they would be called Galaxy mail, or exquisitely excellent and not so junky mail, or perhaps even... First Choice Galaxy Mail! Remember Mr. Collins, choose wisely and together we could rule the advertising industry. When making your important decision, don't forget, the galaxy is waiting.
Sincerely,
The Gerbil Hiding in the Closet
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